Joke 1

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: “a beer please, and one for the road.”



I went to a Seafood Disco last week…and pulled a Mussel.



Patient says “Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of Home.’ The Doc says, “That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.” Patient says “Is it common?” Doc says “It’s not unusual.”